Dicky and three of his friends were carrying a coffin on their shoulders. The coffin was sitting on one side and someone, being very surprised at this, asks:
“What happened ?”
“We’re burying my mother-in-law”, Dicky says.
“Poor her ! God forgives her !… But why don’t you take the coffin properly ?”
“Well, if she’s sitting on her back then she starts snoring…”