“And He will raise you up on eagle’s wings, Bear you on the breath of dawn, Make you to shine like the sun, And hold you in the palm of His hand.”

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Hi

Thanks for the follow (and/or like/s) and all the best with your blog

craig

Rat catchers of our time
http://m2.digitalnewspaper.co.za/nl/jsp/m.jsp?c=%40lgr0fMU4SS1J2sv3bkk5YBGBM6lRnYGlL2sVPlTmfIY%3D

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Telling and sharing stories through the power of the www.

for your entertainment in social isolation/hibernation

https://creativekiwis.wordpress.com/2020/04/05/im-in-hibernation/

A church has a rat problem

The church doesn’t want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back.

Next they try ask them politely to leave, still they won’t budge.

Finally the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.

Now they only come at Christmas and Easter.

man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bar tender “If I impress you, can I have a free drink?”. The bar tender said sure, so the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano. He then pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano. It crawled on to the bench and began playing

music. The bar tender was amazed, so he gave the man a beer. Next, the man said “If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?”. The bar tender didn’t think it was possible, so he agreed. The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano. The bar tender smiled and told the man that he was impressed. A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million. The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500k. The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left. The bar tender couldn’t believe the owner just did that and said “Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singing now!”. The owner laughed and said “Don’t worry; the rat is a ventriloquist!”.

Two professors of economics were walking down a road when they saw a dead rat.

The older one said – “If you eat this, I’ll pay you ₹10,000”. The younger one makes a quick cost-benefit analysis and finally eats the rat.

The younger professor experiences a bad after-taste and wants the older professor to experience the same. When he sees another dead rat on the road, he dares the professor to eat it in exchange for the old ₹10,000. The senior professor, eager to recover his reckless bet, eats it.

After a few minutes of walking silently, the younger professor finally says – “Looks like we’ve been eating dead rats for free.”

The older professor remarks, “But don’t forget we just added ₹ 20,000 to the GDP!”

RATS!

from

https://upjoke.com/rat-jokes
Thanks for the follow and all the best with your blog

“the totally unmusical pie piper (from “Sleepy Hollow”)”

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“Information and Inspiration Distributer, Incorrigible Encourager and People-builder” *

* not bridges (thank goodness)!

Well my family and friends say I’m “safest” just writing and sharing

Still

Driven to share, uplift, encourage and (perhaps even) inspire

“Live each day as if it’s your last…

and one day you’ll be right!

PS

So it may be better and safer for you following the rats!

PPS

Don’t worry about the world ending today…

it’s already tomorrow in scenic and tranquil ‘little’ New Zealand

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PS
I just realised my days are determined and lead down paths from the feedback by my readers and followers around the world, like you. So thanks for the input.

All your comments and feedback encourage (greatly), uplift and even inspire me to follow “this road less travelled”.

I love my days “interacting with you’ guys and gals’ (and anything else in these PC * days-very)”

“sleepy-head and totally non PC” craig

“the world’s fourth worst writer”

see

https://johnsphotopics.wordpress.com/2016/01/09/why-im-only-the-worlds-fourth-worst-writer/

and
https://craigsbooks.wordpress.com/2018/10/09/why-im-only-the-worlds-fourth-worst-writer-3/

* and definitely NOT a police constable)

Still

“Driven to uplift, encourage and (perhaps even) inspire”

https://craigsquotes.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/path-emerson.jpg?w=605&h=454

…”of chaos” (in the “real world”, so says “the nurse”)

https://craigsbooks.wordpress.com/2018/04/24/do-not-go-where-the-path-may-lead-go-instead-where-there-is-no-path-and-leave-a-trail-6/

“Together, one mind, one life (one small step at a time), let’s see how many people (and lives) we can encourage, impact, empower, enrich, uplift and perhaps even inspire to reach their fullest potentials…and strive for and perhaps one sunny day even achieve their wildest dreams.

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Craig's Books and Articles on Money Management

https://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/user/15565?page=10

from a ‘Google’ (my “filing system to rescue me from sheer utter chaos” – thanks “Big G”)

“We share what we know, so that you and your money can grow.”

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Learning WordPress

Learning WordPress (WP)

WordPress powers 70 Million+ websites and has also become THE tool for bloggers and self publishers.

Publish  online for all the world to see!

, thought I’d share a bit in the form of some helpful along the writing and publishing journey

“We share what we know, so that we all may grow.”

Enjoy and happy blogging

Craig

PS

See my blogs (learning) on WP at

www.learningwp659084983.wordpress.com

www.wordpress126971633.wordpress.com

and

Why is food in there,c #

#seeing you are the world’s absolutely worst cook”

#

Now to WORK

Go to

https://wordpress.com/learn/

and the Blogging University at

https://wordpress.com/dailypost/blogging-university/

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        craig's thoughts

        “I believe in intuition and inspiration. Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution.”

        – Albert Einstein

        https://creativekiwis.wordpress.com/creative-kiwis/ 

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        Creative Kiwis — BOOKS BY CRAIG LOCK

        ‘Write, create, innovate’

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